Weird Name...I know. But that’s the point.

I don’t desire to blend in with the masses, I want to stand out!

My work speaks for itself. As seen in my portfolio of work, and any of my clients will tell you, I am relentless in my pursuit of perfection. Aggressive in my attention to detail, and it is the small things that make the difference.

I do not do trendy styles, but rather apply a diversity and standard that has come only from years of experience.

I am NOT your average milk toast designer, but an opinionated & bawdy resource in a world of "do it 'half ass' freelancers" who don’t have the knowledge or cojones to get a damn project finished!

Admittedly I can be intimidating, but that's what separates me from the "Hacks with Macs" that are so prevalent in the industry. I am an eccentric artist and have a sardonic sense of humor, and am prepared to use it, in fact I find it impossible not to.  I won’t blow smoke up your ass, so don’t ask the questions, if you can’t handle my brash opinion.

Print, Design, WEB, SEO, all things creative. Sometimes humorously inappropriate, but I do NOT require "hand holding".

Work with a printer who is a designer also, and eliminate the headaches and worry that your job is going to work, and print correctly. Always competitive in my pricing, but the knowhow to stand behind quality and delivery.

FULL COLOR & SPOT COLOR PRINTING & DESIGN

CUSTOM WEB SITE DESIGN & HOSTING

SOCIAL MEDIA MARKETING & iFRAMES

SEARCH ENGINE & MAP OPTIMIZATION

PAY PER CLICK & SEARCH ENGINE MARKETING

1-801-652-1616